For When a Real Flower Feels a Bit... AmbitiousLook, not all of us are cut out for full-time floral guardianship. Some of us once killed a cactus and still lose sleep over it. Enter the Cream Faux Floral Stem — marvelously low-maintenance, deeply convincing, and just the thing to suggest you’ve got a firm handle on adulting, or at least your windowsill décor.Why Choose Our Cream Faux Floral Stem? Fabulously made: With impressive texture and suspicion-arousing realism, it's the sort of flower that looks perilously close to being plucked from a meadow (without inviting actual pollen indoors) Effortlessly stylish: Looks splendid in a solo vase or charmingly nestled among other flora you definitely didn’t forget to water Disarmingly versatile: Its soft cream tone flatters everything — even that chair you still haven’t reupholstered Trouble-free: No watering schedule, no shedding petals, no horticultural guilt trips — just good looks all year round Product Details: Height: 81 cm — tall enough to make an entrance without knocking over the lampshade Color: Cream — subtly striking and heroically unthirsty for attention Material: Durable plastic crafted to impersonate nature with almost alarming success Pop one into a vase and witness instant credibility as a person of great taste and mild mystery — rather good, don’t you think?

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